Bear family victims of trespassing scandal

Monday afternoon police captured a young blond for trespassing on the Bear family property--she claimed hunger drove her to desperation.

The girl, who authorities only identified as Goldilocks, was discovered after she broke into their Fable street home, ate some food off of their table, broke a chair, and then fell asleep in one of the upstairs beds. Mr and Mrs. Bear, who had been out with their son, were shocked to discover their house in such a state. It was the Young Bear who discovered Goldilocks in the upstairs bedroom, woke her up, and caused her to flee the scene. She was apprehended less than an hour later by local police.

"I am shocked that someone would be so brazen as to break into our house and disturb everything!" Mrs. Bear explained. "It makes me think that the girl may not be quite sane."

Police learned after questioning that Goldilocks was hungry after having walked a long way. They began to question her lucidity after she could offer no explanation for her walk and showed no repentance for her act.

"I had to try all the bowls of porridge and chairs and beds, because I needed it to be just right," she is reported to have said.